What's New? (sort of)

August 1, 2003

After a long hiatus, we launch a new design with new features!

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July 29, 2002

Updated links page.

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June 12, 2002

Added page for our new album!

Updated links page.

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December 16, 2001

Updated calendar.

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July 16, 2001

Updated calendar.

Fixed a ton of typos.

Added new Faking the Band section.

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May 8, 2001

Updated calendar.

Added new photos. (Old photos moved here.)

Added the following songs:

• "Limp"
• "Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad"
• "Nambla Man"
• "Show Me Your Tits"
• "Celebrity Skin"
• "All @ the Mall"
• "My Teacher's Hair Pie"

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February 25, 2001

Updated calendar.

Added Uncle Larry's biography.

Added new Top 10 list.

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January 24, 2001

Updated calendar.

Added new photos.

Added the following songs:

• "Bulimia Rhapsody"
• "With a Little Help from My Hands"
• "I Will Muff Dive"
• "Tie Me Up with Handcuffs"
• "500 Bucks"
• "Lickin' a Beefy Scrotum"
• "Stray Cat Soup"
• "Quite a Piece of Tail"
• "Blow-up Doll"

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December 9, 2000

Here's our CD, "Stuff THIS!!!" Hear sound clips!!!

Added the following songs:

• "Making Book on Dogs at Wonderland"
• "Ozzy Osbourne's Comin' To Town"
• "They Closed My Dungeon Down Today"

Updated calendar.

Added new Top 10 list.

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October 6, 2000

Updated calendar.

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August 24, 2000

Updated calendar.

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July 25, 2000

Updated calendar.

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June 27, 2000

Updated calendar.

Added Requiem to Black Orchid.

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June 23, 2000

Updated calendar.

Added new Top 10 list.

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May 5, 2000

Updated calendar and added the following songs:

• "Daisy"
• "Do a Deer"
• "I'm Training Rover"
• "She'll Be Comin' Like a Fountain"
• "She's a Crack Whore"
• "Sweet Breads"

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April 15, 2000

Blech! Tax Day! Here are some new songs to brighten your day!

• "Ain't That a Schlong"
• "I'm a Lesbian"
• "Inbreed"
• "Oreo"
• "Pokémon"
• "Rogaine"

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April 14, 2000

It's EK's birthday! Updated calendar and added the following songs:

• "Assman"
• "Dear Penis"
• "Erectile Dysfunction Disorder"
• "Masturbate"
• "Suicide Machine"
• "Thyroid"

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