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Top 10 Holiday Ditties

  1. Rudolph, The Old, Dead Reindeer
  2. Tryin' To Pawn The Christmas Tree
  3. Ozzy Osbourne's Comin' To Town
  4. (I'm Dreaming Of A) Long Penis
  5. Blue Testes
  6. Randolph, The Addict Reindeer
  7. Having Relatives Over
  8. Making Book On Dogs At Wonderland
  9. Mrs. Santa's Helper

...and the #1 EK holiday ditty...

  1. Elmo & Patsy Got Buggered By Reindeer

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