Top 10 Reasons Why We Do This
Many have asked, "Why? For GOD'S sake, WHY?!?" Well, only our shrink knows for sure, but...
- We lost a bet. A BIG bet.
- It's a condition of our parole.
- We're on a mission from God.
- Okay, FINE! YOU argue with the voices in my head, then!
- Shh!!! It's our cover!
- Michael Bolton beat us to the "Soul" section at the record shop.
- Gotta spice up that witness protection program somehow...
- Beats workin', dunnit?
- For the nookie.
...and the #1 reason EK does what EK does...
- Why NOT ?!?
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