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Evel Karaoke - Stuff This!!!

Produced, engineered & recorded (but not necessarily in that order) by Kevin Pinkham at Disgruntled Sound, Marlboro, Ma. Contact: Pinks269@aol.com

Executive Producers: Evel Karaoke

As of this writing, Evel Karaoke were: Evel Markie - vocal stylings, percussion inna Madam stylee
Uncle Larry - guitar, lyric excursions, running commentary
Aided & abetted by: Pinky - sound advice, crackpot notions, furtive muttering in the background

About the Songs:

Ozzy Osbourne's Comin' To Town (Whoever - Goodrow) <hear a clip!>
A contemporary take on an American classick. Falling Santa Zone—look out below-ho-ho!
Making Book On Dogs At Wonderland (Whatever - Goodrow) <hear a clip!>
A contemporary take on an American classick. Abridged from the original—spot the edit(s)!
Mrs. Santa's Helper (Jagger - Richards - Goodrow)
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. No animals were harmed, fondled, or otherwise messed with during the making of this recording. Suggestive language & situations; listener discretion advised.
Having Relatives Over (Lennon - Ono - Goodrow)
DISCLAIMER: This is a true story. The names were changed to protect the in-laws.

Recorded Nov. '99–Nov. '00 (Yes, we ARE slow children.)

The "band" wishes to thank: (short form) Bill McCarthy (PADRONE!); Mike Connor; the usual suspects from the Open Mic band o' gypsies; the cast & crew of the late, lamented Orchid; all & sundry who laughed, clapped, participated, congratulated or heckled instead of just leaving' Sarah Davidson & the team at Marisa Design for making us look good (no mean feat, that); Kevin Pinkham (who BUILT this Frankenstein); Guy Cringe; Prof. Carlos Wysocki; and last-but-not-least our ever-lovin', OH-so-patient better halves, Margie & Theresa. Mock ON, y'all!

Evel Karaoke plays Powerball and the Mass. State Lottery because they ONLY play the BEST!

R.I.P., Black Orchid.

"Keep your mind in the gutter, and keep reaching for the curb." And KEEP MUSICK EVEL!

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Copyright 2003 Evel Karaoke

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