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Makin' Book on Dogs at Wonderland

Sung to the melody of "Winter Wonderland." This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

In the store with scratch tickets
With the losers and the idjits.
It's easy as pie, I'll give it a try,
Makin' book on dogs at Wonderland.

Gone away is the revulsion,
from my gambling compulsion.
It's easy as sin, what loser can't win,
Makin' book on dogs at Wonderland.

Chorus:
Maybe later we'll adopt a greyhound,
Make some cash then put him out to stud.
Later on, oh yeah, we'll be AA bound,
Why get a job when I can sell my blood?

Never knew satisfaction,
Always lookin' for fast action.
Dogs, horses, and cocks, our family's in hock,
Makin' book on dogs at Wonderland.

Now my wife and kids are leavin'
'Cuz they never did believe in
The system I had, passed down from my dad
Makin' book on dogs at Wonderland.

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