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With a Little Help from My Hands

Sung to the melody of "With a Little Help from My Friends," as performed by the Beatles. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

What would you think if I whipped out my tool?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me a hand, and I'll throttle my schlong,
Because I am so goddamned horny.

Oh, I get off with a little help from my hands.
Yeah, gonna boff with a little help from my hands.
Beef strokin' off with a little help from my hands.

What do I do if my hand is asleep?
(does it worry you to be alone?)
Maybe I'll learn ambidexterity.
(are you sad because you're on your own?)

Oh, I get off with a little help from my hands.
Yeah, gonna boff with a little help from my hands.
Beef strokin' off with a little help from my hands.

(do you need any tissues?)
I just need fingers and palm.
(do you have mental issues?)
I've got my fingers and thumbs.

(do you believe in a love at first touch?)
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time.
(what do you feel when you turn out the lights?)
I can't tell you but I know it's mine.

Oh, I get off with a little help from my hands.
Yeah, gonna boff with a little help from my hands.
Beef strokin' off with a little help from my hands.

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