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Suicide Machine

Sung to the melody of "Yellow Submarine," as performed by The Beatles. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

In the town where I come from
Lived a man with a disease
And he'd given up on life
Wished to push up the daisies

So we drove to Michigan
Till we found the famed MD
And he showed us how he built
His own suicide machine

Dr. Jack and his suicide machine, suicide machine, suicide machine
Dr. Jack and his suicide machine, suicide machine, suicide machine

And my friend said, "Let 'er rip!"
Doc Kevorkian starts the drip
And his life just ebbed away...

Dr. Jack and his suicide machine, suicide machine, suicide machine
Dr. Jack and his suicide machine, suicide machine, suicide machine

Dr. Jack made lots of green
Insurance companies were very keen
Because the profits were obscene
From his suicide machine

If you suffer from disease
Every HMO has one of these
The slightest cough, the merest sneeze
Use the suicide machine

Dr. Jack and his suicide machine, suicide machine (fade out, literally)

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