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Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad

Sung to the melody of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," as performed by the Beatles. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

It was 20 years ago today,
Had a chance to actually get laid.
We were goin' at it doggy style,
But she worried that she was fertile.
So then I introduced to her,
A fantasy I've had for years—
Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad.

Yeah, suckin' pecker makes a hard-on glad,
We hope you'll make your partner groan.
Suckin' pecker makes a hard-on glad,
This opportunity's been blown.

Suckin' Pecker Makes a...
Suckin' Pecker Makes a...
Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad.

It's wonderful to give head, this talent can't be bought.
When you can master oral sex,
You'll make a happy dick or twat,
a happy dick or twat.

I don't really wanna stop the show,
But does anybody want to blow
The guitarist, or the guy on the mike,
They don't even care if you're a dyke
So may I introduce to you,
A fantasy I've had for years—
Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad.

Suck My Dick!

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