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Stray Cat Soup

Sung to the melody of "Stray Cat Strut," as performed by the Stray Cats. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Catchin' 'em and cookin' 'em is my intent.
They're kinda gamey, but I don't care.
I douse 'em with MSG and serve 'em rare.

Stray cat soup, hey now, don't be shy.
You've probably already given it a try.
That health inspector is a mean old man.
If he only knew how I made my moo goo gai pan...

(Meow...here, kitty kitty...tally ho! The game's afoot!)

I don't bother buyin' meat uptown.
I slink down the alley with a butcher knife.
Fillin' up the pantry on a hot summer night.

Prick up my ears when the kitty cats cry
Grab my duffel bag 'n' down the alley I fly.
It's meat and it's free, don't care if it's wild.
Servin' stray cat soup like it's goin' outta style...

(mmmrrroow!

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