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Show Me Your Tits

Sung to the melody of "Show Me Your Way," as performed by Peter Frampton. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

I wonder if they're implants, they're poking from your bra
And no one appreciates them like me
Who will take their shirt off, I'm beggin' on my knees
There's got to be a sport, who'll be the first
You're already showin' cleavage, so all I really wanna know

I want you to show me your tits
I want you to show me your tits

Those cherry aureoles, those pointy rock hard nips
An A, B, C, or D cup, under your shirt
Bazongas, jugs, or ta-tas, they'd feel so firm and round
You'd have to be a fool to turn them down
I always eat at Hooters, but what I really want to know

I want you to show me your tits
I want you to show me your tits
'Cause you've got a body that doesn't quit

I wonder if I'm dreaming, oh please don't feel ashamed
I can't believe that she's flashing 'em at me
I love these dirty pillows
And I just want to go brrrr...

I want you to show me your tits
I want you to show me your tits
'Cause you've got a body that doesn't quit

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