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Ain't That a Schlong

Sung to the melody of "Ain't That a Shame," as performed by Fats Domino. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

It made me sick, when I saw her dick
Ain't that a schlong?
Gotta be something wrong
Ain't that a schlong
Under her sarong

How could I guess? Reached in her dress...
Ain't that a schlong?
Gotta be something wrong
Ain't that a schlong
It does not belong!

Put my hand, 'tween her thighs, and to my surprise...
Ain't that a schlong?
Gotta be something wrong
Ain't that a schlong
She's hung like King Kong!

Oh my goodness, what am I holdin' onto here?

(instrumental)

It was long and hard, almost half a yard
Ain't that a schlong?
Gotta be something wrong
Ain't that a schlong
It's so thick and strong

Oh, what a crime, so much bigger than mine...
Ain't that a schlong?
Gotta be something wrong
Ain't that a schlong
GOODBYE, SO LONG!

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