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I'm Training Rover

Sung to the melody of "I'm Lookin' Over a Four-leaf Clover." This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

I'm training Rover, so when you bend over
He'll do tricks like none before
He won't roll over, play frisbee, or beg
When you come over, he'll start humpin' your leg

When I say "Sic 'em" he'll lay down and lick 'em, until they're all red and sore
'Cuz I'm teachin' Rover, that when you bend over
To give my dog a bone, he'll give you his own
Like you've never got before

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