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Rogaine

Sung to the melody of "Cocaine," as performed by Eric Clapton. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

When you wanna have hair, that's no longer there—Rogaine
If you don't want a rug, try the miracle drug—Rogaine
Go ask Sy, he knows why, just apply—Rogaine

Don't flip that hair from one side, let your doctor prescribe—Rogaine
If you're growin' bald, because you're growin' old—Rogaine
You ask Sy, he knows why, just apply—Rogaine

(instrumental break)

People say you look great, they think you lost weight—Rogaine
Don't go with plants, weaves, or plugs, go with the miracle drug—Rogaine
Chicks go wild, chicks go wild, chicks go wild—Rogaine

Now your hair's thick and full, go on and give it a pull—Rogaine
You can shake it about, and it won't fall out—Rogaine
Chicks go wild, chicks go wild, chicks go WILD!

ROGAINE

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