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Pokémon

Sung to the melody of "Lucky Man," as performed by Emerson Lake and Palmer. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

He was holographic, had hit points by the score
Came in 13 different versions, and the kids still cried for more...
Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!
Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!

The ultimate Japanese pop culture pitch
Equal parts martial arts, cuteness and kitsch...
Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!
Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!

They went to the stores, by the millions they trucked
A black hole into which parents' money was sucked...
Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!
Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!

Lame-ass Jap animation got the kids all crazed
Started them fighting, left them in a daze... Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!
Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!

Wish they hadn't found us, my God! This is sad
Kinda miss those stupid turtles, now they don't seem so bad!
Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!
Oooh, what a Pokémon he was!

(ad lib and fade out)

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