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Quite a Piece of Tail

Sung to the melody of "A Whiter Shade of Pale," as performed by Procol Harum. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

She sucked me off fantastic.
Took her dog style on the floor.
We banged each other a couple times.
She moaned and cried for more.

As my rod grew harder and harder,
And her clothes were peeled away.
When I called out that I'm on the brink,
She waited for the spray.

So it was later, as my libido started to fail.
She sat on my face and stroked me,
She was quite a piece of tail.

Said there was no reason
That her panties were always wet.
Took my hand and touched herself,
My dick stood erect.

Lost her virginity at 16,
That was 20 years ago.
Since that day her legs've been open,
And her mouth has never closed.

So it was later, as my libido started to fail.
She sat on my face and stroked me,
She was quite a piece of tail.

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