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Ozzy Osbourne's Comin' to Town

Sung to the melody of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

You better watch out, and don't be a brat.
I'll have him bite off the head of your cat.
Ozzy Osbourne's comin' to town.

He's goin' on tour, checked his web site.
Gonna be here a week from tonight.
Ozzy Osbourne's comin' to town.

I'll tell him you weren't sleeping.
I'll tell him what you've done.
You better start behaving kid
Or I'll load up my shotgun.

SO...

You better watch out, during the show.
I'll tell him you're the Alamo.
Ozzy Osbourne's comin' to town.

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