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Inbreed

Sung to the melody of "Halfbreed," as performed by Cher. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

My father's fuckin' his brother's niece
We looks to family when we wants a piece
We are the strangest family you ever saw
My little brother calls me father-in-law

Inbreed, that's all I ever heared
Inbread, that's why we look so weird
Inbreed, it's our nature's call
We're out on the front porch playin' banjo for y'all

We never stray much from our mobile homes
We got a couple extra chromosomes
The little children always laughed at me
"You got no branches on your family tree"

Inbreed, that's all I ever heared
Inbread, that's why we look so weird
Inbreed, it's our nature's call
We're out on the front porch playin' banjo for y'all

We formed a music group, we tour and record
We're nominated for a Grammy award
We've been with many, completely undressed
But we ain't leavin' home 'cuz Pa loves us best

Inbreed, that's all I ever heared
Inbread, that's why we look so weird
Inbreed, yeah I like 'em big
You got such a purty mouth, now squeal like a pig

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