She'll Be Comin' Like a Fountain

Sung to the melody of "She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain." This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

She'll be comin' like a fountain when she comes
She'll be comin' like a fountain when she comes
She'll be comin' like a fountain, it's our peckers she'll be mountin'
She'll be comin' like a fountain when she comes

She'll be havin' sex with horses when she comes
She'll be havin' sex with horses when she comes
She'll be havin' sex with horses, and our wives'll want divorces
She'll be havin' sex with horses when she comes

And we'll all get sloppy seconds when she comes
And we'll all get sloppy seconds when she comes
And we'll all get sloppy seconds, some'll pop 'er in the rectum
And we'll all get sloppy seconds when she comes

She'll be comin' like a fountain when she comes
She'll be comin' like a fountain when she comes
She'll be comin' like a fountain, it's our peckers she'll be mountin'
She'll be comin' like a fountain when she comes

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