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They Closed My Dungeon Down Today

Sung to the melody of "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away," as performed by the Beatles. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

Here I stand, cuff my hands.
Turn my face to the wall.
Then a cop hollers, "Stop!"
God! He's no fun at all....

Everywhere, people stare.
Read the Herald today.
And I see no sympathy
When I turn and say...

Hey! They closed my dungeon down today!
Hey! They closed my dungeon down today!

How can I make it rise
Without a few good spanks?
All I need is to bleed
From welts upon my flanks....

I was all tied up just then
When the law burst in.
Then these clowns hauled me downtown.
Took my cock ring with a grin...

Hey! They closed my dungeon down today!
Hey! Where will my mistress and I play?

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