Do a Deer

Sung to the melody of "Doe, a Deer." This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

Do a deer, a female deer
Spray it deep in its rectum
Me, all day I wish I were
Fa-lated by someone
So, you'd also like some head
Lay down, we'll give it a go
Gee, your legs already spread
That could drive some men to...D'oh-oh-oh-oh!

Do a deer, a female deer
Spray it deep in its rectum
Me, all day I wish I were
Fa-lated by someone
So, you'd also like some head
Lay down, we'll give it a go
Gee, your legs already spread
That will cost a little dough-oh-oh-oh...

Do Me Ray So Fa SO Good OHHH!!!

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