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Dear Penis

Sung to the melody of "Dear Prudence," as performed by the Beatles. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

Dear penis, won't you come up to play?
Dear penis, I think she wants to get laid
She's beautiful, her body's hot, she's up for sex, but you are not
Dear penis, won't you come up to play?

Dear penis, what is this surprise?
Dear penis, there's no one here but guys
A locker room is not the place to get in everybody's face
Dear penis, what is this new surprise?

Don't look around, around, around, around, around
Don't poke around, around, around, around, around
Go down. Go down.

Dear penis, the operation's today
Dear penis, guess it's the only way
To be with girls in daisy chains, or else I'll have to be ordained
Dear penis, won't you come up to play?

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