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Celebrity Hole

Sung to the melody of "Celebrity Skin," as performed by Hole. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

Hey look me over, I'm all I wanna be
Had liposuction and plastic surgery
At my publicist's urgin' I saw a plastic surgeon
Now my bank account is burstin' (like my Wonderbra)

My mediocre band was going nowhere
My husband killed himself and boosted my career
Yeah, I was Kurt Cobain's 'till he blew out his brains
It was the smartest move he ever made

You can make it, if you fake it
Can you take it, I'm the hot new thing
The adulation, the Oscar nomination
I'm so famous and I can't act, play or sing

Dress in Versace, Gucci, and Vera Wang
Back to my trailer, where I harangue the gang
Livin' in a trailer on location while I'm plying my vocation
Artistic aberration, yeah

You can make it, if you fake it
Can you take it, I'm the next big thing
The adulation, the Oscar nomination
I'm so famous and I can't act, play or sing

Outta the gutter, into another
Who'd'a thunk my 15 munutes would last this long?
I'm a rock star, I'm a movie star
God bless America! I can do no wrong!

You want a part of me?
Well I'm not sellin' cheap...
The price list is posted in back of the t-shirt stand
Fuck you! Good night!

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