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Bulimia Rhapsody

Sung to the melody of "Bohemian Rhapsody," as performed by Queen. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

On this new diet, can I eat pastry?
Make the connection, no escaping the calories.
Go exercise, give up the french fries and cheese.
I'm just a poor boy; I have no self esteem.

Because I'm on the edge, on the verge.
Little binge, little purge.
Any way you slice it,
Nobody is fatter than me...than me.

Mama, just puked again. Felt my tummy start to bloat, stuck two fingers down my throat.
Mama, dinner'd just begun, and now I've gone and thrown it all up.
Mama, ooooohhhh. Didn't mean to blow my chow. If I could eat all day and never swallow.
Calories, calories, as if I could not get fatter.

Too late, I feel too fat.
I'm skinny as a rail, but I feel like such a whale.
Never make the cover of Cosmo,
Gonna stick my head inside a toilet bowl.

Mama, ooooohhhh. I don't wanna die.
I sometimes wish I hadn't read Vogue at all.

I see a little cellulite around my can...
Flabby tush, flabby tush, you don't look like Kate Moss, no.
Thunder thighs are frightening, very, very frightening me.

Diuretics, diuretics, diuretics, diuretics, diuretics make me go...
Ex Lax-i-o-o-o-o-oh
I'm just a poor soul, nobody loves me.
No appetite, just cigarettes and coffee.
Spare us the life of the herion chic.

On the edge, on the verge, will you let me purge?
By Oprah NO, we will not let you spew...
Let me spew! (By Oprah, we will not let you spew)

Oh mangia mia, mangia mia, mangia mia let me spew.
A Barbie doll's what women should aspire to be...to be...to be....

So you think you can force me to eat through IVs?
And you think you can cure my imagined disease?
Oh doctor, no you can't cure me doctor.
Just gotta check out, just gotta check right of rehab.

Nobody is fatter, anyone can see.
Nobody is fatter. Nobody is fatter than me.

Have another Ho-ho!...(brarp!)

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