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Lickin' a Beefy Scrotum

Sung to the melody of "Livin' La Vida Loca," as performed by Ricky Martin. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

Woke up in a YMCA, without any clothes.
I fought with Ricky Marktin, didn't puch but we came to blows.
Too old for Menudo, he's rakin' in the bucks,
Don't care if he's gay or straight, that watered down salsa sucks.

Read it in the tabloids, it created quite a buzz.
Cruised the Hershey highway and got picked up by the fuzz
And it happened just because.

Oh yeah, please don't stop, lickin' a beefy scrotum.
Let me get on top, lickin' a beefy scrotum.
Hear that sphincter pop, got behind in my work when I rode 'em.
Oh yeah, please don't stop, lickin' a beefy scrotum.

Woke up in an all-male health club,
with that funky K-Y smell.
Couldn't walk at all last weekend,
My rectum's torn to hell.

Tabloids say he's homo,
I don't care how he's inclined.
He's your friend for life, he never leaves his friends behind
And he'll also blow your mind.

Oh yeah, please don't stop, lickin' a beefy scrotum.
Let me get on top, lickin' a beefy scrotum.
Hear that sphincter pop, got behind in my work when I rode 'em.
Oh yeah, please don't stop, lickin' a beefy scrotum.

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