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All @ the Mall

Sung to the melody of "Bawitdaba," as performed by Kid Rock. This version mangled exclusively by Evel Karaoke.

(don't just say it, scream it!) My name is Skiiiiiii...d...Skid MARK!

This is for the kids who got no clues and no answers
Whose older siblings where once breakdances
The finders, the keepers, the losers, the weepers
The homies in their Pintos and their chicks with beepers

Got the hats on backwards and enormo-pants
Got the hand signals down, but they still can't dance
Bought all the CDs, learned all the words
Still come off lookin' like teenage nerds

Think they're hip to the hip-hop, but they got no clue
Tell ya, Freddie's dead, and the Bizkit's limp, too
DMX or BMX, to them it's all Korn-hole
Tryin' to slide on by with just a rubber soul

All these poor li'l wiggaz just want a 'hood
Where they can be what they aren't and not misunderstood
But it's all good and it's all in fun
Now git in th' mall and try to be someone!

All at the mall in baggy pants 'n' backwards hats
'N' if they pick their nose they still can't find the' boogie

All the wannabe rappers, dancers, and singers
Who fill the audience at Ricki Lake and Springer
Can't be all that—don't know what "that" is, hon
Now git in th' mall and try to be someone!

All at the mall in baggy pants 'n' backwards hats
'N' if they pick their nose they still can't find the' boogie

They copped the song!
From Ministry!
'N' slowed it down!
Scratch all ya want, it's still "Jesus Built My Hotrod"!

All at the mall in baggy pants 'n' backwards hats
'N' if they pick their nose they still can't find the' boogie

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