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The Evel Karaoke Hit Parade

List by Original Title

Here's a list of songs we have parodied. Click the title links to see our parody lyrics. Be ready to sing along at our next gig!

A B C D F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U W Y

A back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"A Whiter Shade of Pale"	"Quite a Piece of Tail"
"Ain't That a Shame"	"Ain't That a Schlong"
"All @ the Mall"	"All @ the Mall"
"All Apologies"	"Nirbarney"
"American Pie"	"My Teacher's Hair Pie"
"Anarchy in the U.K."	"Anarchy in the U.K."
"Another Brick in the Wall, Part II"	"A Brick Shy of a Load"
"Apeman"	"Apeman"
"Auld Lang Syne"	"Old Anxiety"
B back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Ballad of Dwight Frye"	"Ballad of Dwight Frye"
"Behind Blue Eyes"	"Behind Blue Balls"
"Bike"	"Bike"
"Blitzkrieg Bop"	"Blitzkrieg Bop"
"Blue Christmas"	"Blue Testes"
"Bobby Brown"	"Bobby Brown"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	"Bulimia Rhapsody"
"Broken Hearts are for Assholes"	"Broken Hearts are for Assholes"
C back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Candle in the Wind"	"Gerbil in Your Ass"
"Catholic Girls"	"Catholic Girls"
"Celebrity Skin"	"Celebrity Skin"
"China Girl"	"Blow-up Doll"
"Cocaine"	"Rogaine"
"(She'll Be) Coming 'Round the Mountain"	"(She'll Be) Coming Like a Fountain"
"Cosmik Debris"	"Cosmik Debris"
"Creep"	"Sheep"
D back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Daisy"	"Daisy"
"Dear Prudence"	"Dear Penis"
"Doe, A Deer"	"Do A Deer"
"Don't Eat the Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It"	"Don't Eat the Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It"
F back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles"	"500 Bucks"
"Friggin' in the Riggin'"	"Friggin' in the Riggin'"
G back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Gilligan's Island"	"Born to Be on Gilligan's Isle"
H back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Halfbreed"	"Inbreed"
"Happy Boy"	"Happy Boy"
"Happy Xmas (War is Over)"	"So This is Phone Sex"
I back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"I Will Survive"	"I Will Muff Dive"
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am"	"I'm Hung-a Like An Ape, I Am"
"I'm Lookin' Over a Four-Leaf Clover"	"I'm Trainin' Rover"
"I'm the Only One"	"I'm a Lesbian"
"Imagine"	"Imagine"
"It Can't Happen Here"	"It Can't Happen Here"
J back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Jimmy Crack Corn"	"She's a Crack Whore"
"Joy in My Heart"	"Joy in My Pants"
K back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Kyle's Mom"	"Kyle's Mom"
L back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"La Bamba"	"Yo Mama"
"Last Kiss"	"Last Piss"
"Lump"	"Limp"
"Livin' La Vida Loca"	"Lickin' a Beefy Scrotum"
"Lucky Man"	"Pokémon"
M back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Magical Mystery Tour"	"Erectile Dysfunction Disorder"
"Mongoloid"	"Mongoloid"
"My Name is Leonardo"	"My Name is Leonardo"
N back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"No More Mr. Nice Guy"	"No More Mr. Nice Guy"
O back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Ohio"	"Oreo"
"Old Farmer"	"Old Farmer"
"Old Time Religion"	"Old Time Erection"
P back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Paranoid"	"Thyroid"
"Piano Man"	"Porno Man"
"Puff, The Magic Dragon"	"Buck, the Klan Grand Dragon"
R back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Ramblin' Man"	"Nambla Man"
"Rock 'n' Roll High School"	"Columbine High School"
"Rocket Man"	"Rasta Man"
"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"	"Tryin' to Pawn the Christmas Tree"
"Rodeo Song"	"Rodeo Song"
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"	"Randolph the Old, Dead Reindeer"
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"	"Randolph the Addict Reindeer"
S back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town"	"Ozzy Osbourne's Comin' to Town"
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"	"Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad"
"Scarborough Faire"	"Lesbo Affair"
"Shaving Cream"	"Shaving Cream"
"Should I Stay or Should I Go"	"Elian's Song"
"Show Me the Way"	"Show Me Your Tits"
"Silent Night"	"Silent Fart"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"	"Smells Like Shit"
"(Just Like) Starting Over"	"Having Relatives Over"
"Stray Cat Strut"	"Stray Cat Soup"
"Sweet Dreams"	"Sweet Breads"
T back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Take Me Out to the Ballgame"	"Take Me Out for a Blowjob"
"Taxman"	"Assman"
"The Addams Family"	"Madam's Family"
"The Marine Hymn"	"The Latrine Hymn"
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon"	"Tie Me Up with Handcuffs"
U back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Uncle F*cka"	"Uncle F*cka"
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Their Title	Our Title
"We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions"	"Beans Will Rock You/We are the Trekkies"
"Werewolves of London"	"Nazis of Norwood"
"What's Up"	"What's Up"
"When I'm Sixty-four"	"Can We Sixty-nine?"
"When Irish Eyes are Smiling"	"When Irish Girls are Smiling"
"When the Saints Go Marching In"	"When Your Mom Comes Rollin' In"
"White Christmas"	"Black Penis"
"Winter Wonderland"	"Making Book on Dogs at Wonderland"
"With a Little Help from My Friends"	"With a Little Help from My Hands"
Y back to top
Their Title	Our Title
"Yellow Submarine"	"Suicide Machine"
"Yesterday"	"Masturbate"
"You've Got to Hide Your Love Away"	"They Closed My Dungeon Down Today"

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