The Evel Karaoke Hit Parade

List by Evel Karaoke Title

Here's a list of songs we have parodied. Click the title links to see our parody lyrics. Be ready to sing along at our next gig!

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• "A Brick Shy of a Load" sung to "Another Brick in the Wall, Part II," as performed by Pink Floyd
• "Ain't That a Schlong" sung to "Ain't That a Shame," as performed by Fats Domino
• "All @ the Mall" sung to "All @ the Mall," as performed by Kid Rock
• "Anarchy in the U.K." as performed by the Sex Pistols
• "Apeman" sung to "Apeman," as performed by The Kinks
• "Assman" sung to "Taxman," as performed by The Beatles

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• "Ballad of Dwight Frye" sung to "Ballad of Dwight Frye," as performed by Alice Cooper
• "Beans Will Rock You/We are the Trekkies" sung to "We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions," as performed by Queen
• "Behind Blue Balls" sung to "Behind Blue Eyes," as performed by The Who
• "Bike" sung to "Bike," as performed by Pink Floyd
• "Black Penis" sung to "White Christmas," as performed by Bing Crosby
• "Blitzkrieg Bop" sung to "Blitzkrieg Bop," as performed by the Ramones
• "Blow-up Doll" sung to "China Girl," as performed by David Bowie
• "Blue Testes" sung to "Blue Christmas," as performed by Elvis Presley
• "Bobby Brown" as performed by Frank Zappa
• "Born to Be on Gilligan's Isle" sung to "Gilligan's Island"
• "Broken Hearts are for Assholes" as performed by Frank Zappa
• "Buck, the Klan Grand Dragon" sung to "Puff, The Magic Dragon," as performed by Peter, Paul and Mary
• "Bulimia Rhapsody" sung to "Bohemian Rhapsody," as performed by Queen

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• "Can We Sixty-nine?" sung to "When I'm Sixty-four," as performed by The Beatles
• "Catholic Girls" as performed by Frank Zappa
• "Celebrity Skin" sung to "Celebrity Skin," as performed by Hole
• "Columbine High School" sung to "Rock 'n' Roll High School," as performed by the Ramones
• "(She'll Be) Coming Like a Fountain" sung to "(She'll Be) Coming 'Round the Mountain"
• "Cosmik Debris" as performed by Frank Zappa

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• "Daisy" sung to "Daisy"
• "Dear Penis" sung to "Dear Prudence," as performed by The Beatles
• "Do a Deer" sung to "Doe, a Deer"
• "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It" as performed by Frank Zappa

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• "Elian's Song" sung to "Should I Stay or Should I Go," as performed by the Clash
• "Erectile Dysfunction Disorder" sung to "Magical Mystery Tour," as performed by The Beatles

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• "500 Bucks" sung to "(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles," as performed by Proclaimers
• "Friggin' in the Riggin," as performed by the Sex Pistols

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• "Gerbil in Your Ass" sung to "Candle in the Wind," as performed by Elton John

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• "Happy Boy" sung to "Happy Boy," as performed by The Beat Farmers
• "Having Relatives Over" sung to "(Just Like) Starting Over," as performed by John Lennon

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• "I Will Muff Dive" sung to "I Will Survive," as performed by Donna Summer
• "I'm a Lesbian" sung to "I'm the Only One," as performed by Melissa Etheridge
• "I'm Hung-a Like An Ape, I Am" sung to "I'm Henry VIII, I Am," as performed by Herman's Hermits
• "I'm Trainin' Rover" sung to "I'm Lookin' Over a Four-Leaf Clover"
• "Imagine" sung to "Imagine," as performed by John Lennon
• "Inbreed" sung to "Halfbreed," as performed by Cher
• "It Can't Happen Here," as performed by Frank Zappa

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• "Joy in My Pants" sung to "Joy in My Heart"

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• "Kyle's Mom," as performed on South Park

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• "Last Piss" sung to "Last Kiss," as performed by Pearl Jam
• "Lesbo Affair" sung to "Scarborough Faire," as performed by Simon & Garfunkel
• "Limp" sung to "Lump," as performed by the Presidents of the United States of America
• "Lickin' a Beefy Scrotum" sung to "Livin' La Vida Loca," as performed by Ricky Martin

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• "Madam's Family" sung to "The Addams Family" theme
• "Makin' Book on Dogs at Wonderland" sung to "Winter Wonderland"
• "Masturbate" sung to "Yesterday," as performed by The Beatles
• "Mongoloid" sung to "Mongoloid," as performed by Devo
• "My Name is Leonardo" sung to "My Name is Leonardo"
• "My Teacher's Hair Pie" sung to "American Pie," as performed by Don McLean

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• "Nambla Man" sung to "Ramblin' Man," as performed by the Allman Brothers
• "Nazis of Norwood" sung to "Werewolves of London," as performed by Warren Zevon
• "Nirbarney" sung to "All Apologies," as performed by Nirvana
• "No More Mr. Nice Guy" sung to "No More Mr. Nice Guy," as performed by Alice Cooper

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• "Old Anxiety" sung to "Auld Lang Syne"
• "Old Farmer" sung to "Old Farmer"
• "Old Time Erection" sung to "Old Time Religion"
• "Oreo" sung to "Ohio," as performed by Crosby Stills Nash & Young
• "Ozzy Osbourne's Comin' to Town" sung to "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town"

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• "Pokémon" sung to "Lucky Man," as performed by Emerson Lake and Palmer
• "Porno Man" sung to "Piano Man," as performed by Billy Joel

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• "Quite a Piece of Tail" sung to "A Whiter Shade of Pale," as performed by Procol Harum

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• "Randolph the Addict Reindeer" sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
• "Randolph the Old, Dead Reindeer" sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
• "Rasta Man" sung to "Rocket Man," as performed by Elton John
• "Rodeo Song" sung to "Rodeo Song," as performed by Showdown
• "Rogaine" sung to "Cocaine," as performed by Eric Clapton

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• "Shaving Cream" sung to "Shaving Cream," as performed by Dr. Demento
• "Sheep" sung to "Creep," as performed by Radiohead
• "She's a Crack Whore" sung to "Jimmy Crack Corn"
• "Show Me Your Tits" sung to "Show Me the Way," as performed by Peter Frampton
• "Silent Fart" sung to "Silent Night"
• "Smells Like Shit" sung to "Smells Like Teen Spirit," as performed by Nirvana
• "So This is Phone Sex" sung to "Happy Xmas (War is Over)," as performed by John Lennon
• "Stray Cat Soup" sung to "Stray Cat Strut," as performed by The Stray Cats
• "Suicide Machine" sung to "Yellow Submarine," as performed by The Beatles
• "Suckin' Pecker Makes a Hard-on Glad" sung to "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," as performed by the Beatles
• "Sweet Breads" sung to "Sweet Dreams," as performed by the Eurythmics

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• "Take Me Out for a Blowjob" sung to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
• "The Latrine Hymn" sung to "The Marine Hymn"
• "They Closed My Dungeon Down Today" sung to "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away," as performed by the Beatles
• "Thyroid" sung to "Paranoid," as performed by Black Sabbath
• "Tie Me Up with Handcuffs" sung to "Tie A Yellow Ribbon," as performed by Tony Orlando & Dawn
• "Tryin' to Pawn the Christmas Tree" sung to "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

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• "Uncle F*cka," as performed on South Park

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• "What's Up" sung to "What's Up," as performed by Four Non-Blondes
• "When Irish Girls are Smiling" sung to "When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
• "When Your Mom Comes Rollin' In" sung to "When the Saints Go Marching In"
• "With a Little Help from My Hands" sung to "With a Little Help from My Friends," as performed by the Beatles

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• "Yo Mama" sung to "La Bamba," as performed by Richie Valens

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