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Evel Karaoke - The Bland Lunch Project

Whither Evel Karaoke?

The Story of a Mock 'n' Roll Band

The story continues...

Chapter 2: Evel Karaoke--The Early Years

Thusly traumatized, what can a poor boy do, 'cept play in a mock 'n' roll band? Well, you might grow up imitating the commercials you heard on TV and radio, only twisting them...or talking back to the screen at the movies...or cruising for hours on end in a battered green Chevy wagon, singing "Bike"...or terrorizing innocent tourists from the confines of a boardwalk karaoke booth...

And then there was that sojourn in the demimonde of covert operations...but that's a story for another time.

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